minestuck: the-yolocaust: do spiders have genitals tumblr gets deep tonight
cholazard: i like you do you like me kiss me if yes recite the bible in slovakian if no
how do u punch someone without them noticing
me: im going to draw
anrdew: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
friend: i stayed up so late last night omg im so tired
me: oh really same when did you go to bed?
friend: like 12:30 or 1 ugh
me: wOW that's reALLY laTE
biteythevillain: biteythevillain: what if ur bellybutton screamed when u covered it w/ a shirt cuz its scared of the dark how fucking high was i last night
fuckoff-mondays: Why can’t “customize appearance” apply to me
steferined: a message to all of my followers who...
crockercrocs: hey r u made of phosphorus, etherium, arsenic, adamantium, nitrogen and tyberium? cuz ur a
fagdral: theanti90smovement: Obama was born August 4, 1961??? very fishy…….August+4+1+96+1=420. 420? this is no coincidence Barack won’t be able to sweet talk his way out of this one. I ACTUALLY OPENED MY COMPUTER CALCULATOR TO SEE IF August+4+1+96+1=420 REALLY EQUALED 420 BEFORE REALIZING THAT AUGUST IS NOT A NUMBER
nikolai-broke-the-z00m: If I photographed bands
You: hey could you sign my albu-
Band member: oh my god it's you. You're that girl that has a blog about me and my bandmates. I stalk you most of the time whenever we have breaks during practices. I finally got to meet you in person ohmygod this is the best day of my life. I edit our selfies together so it would look like we're actually together. Wait i have it in my wallet. I hope you're not creeped out. It's just that i really like you and what i'm trying to say is that i love you please marry me.
Band member: i mean let me sign your cd for you
robably: A funny story told by me
me: *accidentally spends life on tumblr*
tyrabanksvevo: fifty shades of i hate my life
katemess: friend: hi me: i have to wash the dishes friend: what’s the date? me: i have to wash the dishes friend: help i am being killed omfg *blood curdling scream and intestines smeared across the wall* me: i have to wash the dishes
Josh dances along to a song that is becoming a familiar tune in the Big Brother House this is beautiful
Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
Girls' Generation: "GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY."
one-after-nineonine: do you ever watch interviews with your favorite band and realize you are really creepily smiling at your computer
matthewgublr: I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13
my favorite sex position is crying over celebrities on the floor
hommos: tonight i am young so i’ll set myself on fire
m-preg: so i downloaded family reunion by...
badcgijosh: Girl you must be a parking ticket because I like making out with parking tickets
my logic: we have similar music taste therefore we are meant for each other
i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself