wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

feelthecold:

i say “omg” too much omg

omg look i did it again

omg

omg it’s me

katemess:

russia’s biggest export used to be oils and minerals but now it’s supermodels

tothehielands:

omfg

lordoftheinternet:

2007 was a strange time for all of us and we don’t talk about it

ariete:

fun fact: marcus zusak, the author of ‘the book thief’ went to my school. years after graduating he returned to teach a writing program before my current principal fired him. then he became famous and my principal called him and asked him to return and his response was simply

“fuck off”

dumbirish:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs 

at least were running

patronsaintofqualityfootwear:

okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook

ok yeah great very nice

but what is this

wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND

coldflowers:

in tumblr we trust

odianne:

i actually do have an hourglass figure it’s just that all the glass was crushed and all the sand spilled everywhere and then someone scraped up all the mess and threw it in the bin but it’s still an hourglass

henthailand:

do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing

365daysofeileen:

i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree

wtfwixson:

“3 words, 15 letters. Say it and I’m yours”

“Front row bitches”

piranhas look like they just told you they like you and are waiting to hear if you like them too

chekhov:

I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.

I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave. 

lizuhd:

d0r1t02:

i would kill for a pizza right now

not in this town you won’t

isunova:

exit the womb they said

life would be great they said

cutebab:

yeah mom, i’ll clean my room

funkies:

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LEFT MY MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD SO I CAN HEAR IT AND KEPT IT ON SHUFFLE AND ALL I HEAR IS “IIII WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS” AND I STARTED SCREAMIGN AND RUNNING UPSTAIRS AND MAKING NOISE SO MY MOM COULDNT HEAR IT AND I WAS LIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHAT AND THEN I YELLED ABOUT TOMATOS UNTIL I MUTED IT

everets:

peerpressurefrommeghan:

everets:

a cop just knocked on my door and said i’m going to jail so i told him no

Really?

Did that really happen?

yes

lizuhd:

date ideas

• lay on the floor and do nothing
• make out
• that’s all i can think of

“Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you’re like ‘Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut’. But if it’s like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you pack up and leave.”

“i’m risking everything to be with you” i whisper as I click on a dodgy looking download link for my favourite tv show

9thspace:

i don’t think i need to do a promo. Cause when i reblog you, i promote you

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

My dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie Twilight so that everything is exactly the same except Edward Cullen is played by Kanye West and Kanye West doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just Kanye West reacting to Twilight in real time.

kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

mydogsmokes:

the year is 3045

the url ‘s-d-f-g-r—d-dg-bey-rh-tg-rtwrtgrt—s’ is taken