wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grahamalambadingdong:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”

ility:

i don’t know how to use the heater so sometimes i just put the oven on fan forced and leave the door open 

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

whitetiffany:

how do photobloggers make friends

“hey i like that picture of a waterfall and that bathtub u reblogged”

“wanna b friends”

“ok” 

biznasties:

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

ility:

maybe i should liveblog my home alone experiences incase i die and some1 can alert the authorities 

hyperbolequeen:

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

methlabrador:

instead of saying ‘it’s a long story’ i’m going to say ‘it’s a read-more’ from now on

interrobang-ler:

how to be a writer

• start to write something
• pause and read over what you have so far
• cringe
• backspace everything
• exit out of your computer
• cry on the floor

sassux:

if your head isn’t in the game

where is it

oh my god that photo i laughed for a million years why why why ib why 

thanks

theyellovvbrickroad:

row row row ur boat

gently off the cliff

thanks

thanks

moriartty:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

ugh jfc someone just shoot me already

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

when i reblog something from someone i like to think that all the notes that the post gets after i have is thanks to me 

philippineas:

Thank you for reading this you are now free to make out with me

And be my boyfriend if you want

shellmakeyoucome:

markhumpus:

imagine if you got paid for crying over bands

thr-ill:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

poetadomal:

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colfricans:

people born today won’t know what it’s like to have the plague spread across your entire country and kill half the population

reblog if you’re a true 1340s kid

sex-with-cats:

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

clavid:

one time this girl uploaded her own nudes to facebook in the middle of a photo album of family photos

and i sent her a text and was like: why is there a picture of you naked in your family photos album

and she started freaking out and thanked me a whole lot

it wasn’t even classy nudes at all it was like this

well im not artist but u get it

unviel replied to your post: unviel replied to your post: hey wahts up who r…

omg im sorry i didnt mean for u to ahte me

sim burner

unviel replied to your post: hey wahts up who r u

i alredy kno ur from adelaide xo

deadfromdaisies:

lol there’s this girl that goes to my school and everyone is having a go at her on fb cause apparently she makes sims of her friends & burns them, everyone’s calling her the ‘sim burner’

like wtf sim burner ahahahhaha fuck

literallysame:

liam-gayne:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

when you get what you want but not what you need

allmymetaphors:

Do you ever just want to squeeze your entire self into a blender and turn the blender on high

methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

hyperbolequeen:

what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun

whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties

richwhitelesbian:

how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere

efronsbutt:

does adele have a last name

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

my mum told me to write this girl an apology letter but instead i just printed this picture out and gave it to her